- We are short, we know this, we don’t need to be reminded of it everyday.
- We are petite, and easily picked up and moved, don’t do this just because we are in your way, ask us to move just like you do with everyone else.
- Exception to rule ..2: we kind of like being picked up and pretended to be thrown into a pool, or river, or other things, but when you do pick us up, humor us and tell us that we’re light.
- If two people who are referred to as “short” meet for the first time: don’t immediately ask who’s taller or tell us to stand back to back.
- Don’t piss us off just because you think we can’t fight back, we can still kick you in the balls.
- We don’t mind height jokes, because we kind of find it humorous too (unless they are directed at us), but they get old very very fast.
- We may be at that level, but we are not armrests.
- If we can’t reach something don’t make us get a chair/stool/any sort of help, just get it for us.
- We don’t wear heels just because we need the height, we do feel pretty in them.
- We know you can hold both of our wrists with one of your hands, just don't take advantage of it and tickle us with the other.
Finally, we love who we are and nothing is going to change, accept it, live with it, and love us for it.
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